Picnic Pants!

Hey girls.

This is again a totally WTF moment like the Contact Lens Jewellery post. I'm posting this cause I think everyone should be feeling this wtf feeling I felt when I read about it.

This pants doubles up as a table and cup holder which is super convenient for picnics!

I admit, I love love love to eat while sitting in front of the tv, but this is utter bs.

I have nothing against this pants, I just think it'll reduce your getting laid factor by probably 90%.

Then again, they kinda resemble the low crotch pants, without the cup holders obviously.

Seriously I have nothing more to say.

Here's a picture of the pants in action.

Excuse me while I google for more useless information and procrastinate my 2 assignments which is due in 43 hours.

Cheers!!

♡ ♡ ♡

M.May

✿ Source: Buzzfeed.

Contact Lens Jewellery

Hello!!

A while back I stumbled upon this 'eye jewellery' and I thought it was an internet hoax.

Apparently not.

It's a contact lens with a few diamonds hanging from it.

Created by Eric Klarenbeek, as quoted from his website 'Eric Klarenbeek does special projects, or let's say the unusual, for unusual people, projects or purposes.'

* Swearing starts now. Please excuse me. *

WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?!!?!?!?!? So having a piece of bling sticking out of your eye like booger is supposed to be attractive?

Imagine a guy on a date with a girl with this eye jewellery crap sticking from her eye and everytime she blinks, the jewellery swishes around.

'Oh, I'm a stylist *blink*...'

'Hahaha that shiny thing is so amusing.'

'... and I mainly work *blink*...'

'Look at it swish.'

'... with celebrities for *blink*...'

'Swish swish swish.'

'...red carpet events *blink*...'

'Swish swish bahhhhh I'm getting motion sickness.'

Seriously if I get into a fight with someone wearing those lenses, the first order of business is to yank the contact lens out.

Ah the satisfaction...

Maybe in 10 years time, I'll see websites like shoppingholics.com carrying those lenses complete with hello kitty bling.

A what's with the extra string??

Connect them to your earring for a complete set.

Out of boredom, I gave her a horrible 'Popteen inspired' makeover.

Complete with OTT eyelashes, circle lens and cute ribbon bling.

I doubt she'd appreciate the makeover, but whatever. I had fun.

This should be featured in Popteen when this trend picks up.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!

So tell me, what do you think of them?

Cheers!!

♡ ♡ ♡

M.May